UPDATE: Finally, it works. Moving on then.
If you care, the fiction posts have been moved to another blog, Prismatic Angels. I think the separation can only be a good thing considering the differences in subject matter.
So my archive is broken. Just this blog's archive, mind. Google's customer support feels like it is in name only, even worse than India's. At least I can get a human to pretend to care about my concerns rather than just getting straight-up ignored. So until then, the blog will just have to do without. At least the rest of the blog works (for now).